Any town USA – Jessica Hotbottom, a beautiful young woman whose gym outfit consists of skimpy skintight spandex was reduced to tears after a recent traumatic visit to her local gym. She says men who weren’t even exercising were profusely sweating, groaning and panting as they shamelessly ogled her as she was doing squat lunges and thigh abduction exercises.
“If looks could f&$k, I would’ve been gang banged!! She screamed. “Men are SO gross! I felt like I needed a crowbar to pry their eyes off of me !” She exclaimed with a mixture of disgust and resignation – “Is sex all they ever think about??!!” She pouted while seductively flipping her long hair back, rolling her big beautiful eyes and crossing her well toned arms under her perfectly proportioned perky bosoms.
“I was gonna call the police, y know but there was already such a commotion from the ambulances which were dealing with several of the older guys who clutched their chests and fell off their treadmills or tripped on their tongues.”
“I was trying not to look at her y’know, I’m not a creep or anything” said gymgoer Peter Peeps, “but OMG ! I couldn’t help it ! I’m human, I’m a guy and she is SO DAMN HOT !!” he said while accentuating each syllable with a vigorous pelvic thrust.
“Every sperm cell in my body was screaming in unison to be released!” He said before falling to the floor in a sweaty helpless heap.
The confused young man then pathetically sobbed and whimpered, “I don’t know what to do – get in line to take a cold shower, step outside to smoke a cigarette, send her a dozen roses or send her a bill for new gym shorts.”
