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Elon Musk Drops the Nuclear F Bomb !!
Satire City, USA - Last week Elon Musk and his free speech social media platform X (formerly Twitter) were accused...
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Bezos Beats Musk to the Moon !
Satire City, TX - NASA recently announced it will utilize the services of both Space X and Blue Origin to...
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Chik-Fool-A Becomes Infected with Woke Mind Virus!
Satire City, GA - In what some virologists have called an alarming cross-species jump from chickens to humans- it appears...
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Butt Lite Pivots from Transwoman, Announces Deal with the Devil
Satire City, MO - After learning their top three choices for celebrity endorsements - Jeffrey Dahmer, Jeffrey Epstein and Charles Manson...
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Meet “Purple” The New LGBTQM&M !
Satire City, VA - It now seems impossible that previous generations of children put dirty, grubby handfuls of M&Ms into their...
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