Bezos Beats Musk to the Moon !
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Trudeau Leads Canada in World’s Hottest Pride Month Celebration!
Satire City, ON - No longer happy to reminisce about their glory days in 1812 when they burned down the...
Chik-Fool-A Becomes Infected with Woke Mind Virus!
Satire City, GA - In what some virologists have called an alarming cross-species jump from chickens to humans- it appears...
Eve Sues Adam for Sexual Assault!
Satire City, CA - Taking advantage of the suspension of the statute of limitation for sex crimes in California; a...
Butt Lite Pivots from Transwoman, Announces Deal with the Devil
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Florida’s New Official State Bird – The Stork !!
Satire City, FL - Last week in the dead of night, the Republican super-majorities in the Florida House and Senate...
2020 Census Undercounted Knife, Axe, and Crowbar Wielding Maniacs
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United States Clears Final Hurdle to Attain Third World Status
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After a Week of Loving Him, Leftists Remember Why They Hate David
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The World’s Most Advanced – Fully Autonomous AI Robot Denies It Has a Creator.
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