USC Cancels Graduation After it Couldn’t Find a Speaker Who Didn’t Want to Kill the Jews
Satire City, CA - The University of Spoiled Children (USC) finds itself in a moral morass of its own making....
Ukraine Drops Bid to Join NATO – Seeks Alliance with GODD!
Satire City, Israel - As Israel emerged basically unscathed after over 99% of incoming Iranian missiles and drones were destroyed -...
Space Aliens Exposed as Racist Green Supremacists!
Satire City, USA – With the recent passage of the UFO disclosure law, the Biden administration not only had to...
College Campuses Cleansed of Colonizer Students!
Satire City, USA - In a stunning, sweeping victory for freedom and justice, every college campus in the United States...
Barely Breathing but Still Running!
Satire City, GA – Back in February 2023, former President Jimmy Carter had released an announcement that due to his...
Medical Education: Incoming Class Cancels Hippocrates
Satire City, MN - Newly admitted medical students have decided that promising to “do no harm” is an old fashioned...
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