Musk Takes Up New Place of Residence in Washington, DC!
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Trump Negotiates New Deal With Hamas!
Satire City, DC - For months after the horrific, barbaric October 7th attack on Israel, with the capture of hundreds...
Trump Finalizes Plans to Invade the North Pole!
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Biden to Bury Jimmy Carter’s Body – Trump to Bury His Legacy!
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The Second Coming of Trump!
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President Biden Pardons 20 Million Illegal Aliens!
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World Wonders – Which ‘Wicked’ Witch Will Starve to Death First?!
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Out of the Closet and into the White House!
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Uncle Sam is Back…With a Vengeance!
Satire City, DC – The Trump Administration has just announced via their Official X account that they will be changing the names...
CNN Boosts Ratings in Coveted 65 to Dead Demographic!
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