Satire City, DC – The Trump Administration has just announced via their Official X account that they will be changing the names and operational guidelines of several key Federal Departments.
First Buddy, Elon Musk (famous for telling his former X sponsors to “Go F#*k themselves”), evidently has had a hand in renaming important Cabinet positions and Government Agencies…
The Ambassador to the UN Cabinet position has been renamed “The Ambassador to Tell the UN to go F#*k Themselves.”
Guideline: The Trump administration will not give legitimacy to hypocrisy disguised as diplomacy and will not fund terrorist organizations disguised as refugee relief agencies.
The Environmental Protection Agency has been renamed the “Department of Tell the Environmentalists to go F#*k Themselves!”
Guideline: The Trump administration will no longer sacrifice energy independence to whatever BS excuse ( ie. ‘endangered’ insect species or indigenous land ‘rights’) environmentalists come up with.
The Dept of Education is now “ The Department of Tell the Teachers’ Unions to go F#*k Themselves!”
Guideline: The new administration will not tolerate lowering academic standards and falling academic achievement for the sake of Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, Covid or whatever other BS excuse teachers’ unions make for being stupid, incompetent, lazy and greedy.”
The Department of Justice, will now be known as “The Department of Tell the Deep State to go F#*k Themselves!”
Guideline: The new administration will not tolerate weaponization of Government intelligence, law enforcement or bureaucratic agencies such as the DOJ, FBI, IRS or FEMA to persecute political opponents.
The Dept of Defense has been renamed “The Department of Tell Russia, China, Iran, North Korea and whoever else wants to F#*k with us to go F#*k themselves or we will go over there and F#*k them ourselves!”
Guideline: Self-explanatory.
