Satire City, NY – BREAKING NEWS !!
After protesting Christmas and New Year’s celebrations, burning American flags and closing down bridges, tunnels and roadways to block traffic during rush hour failed to gain their cause any support; the Pro-Palestine or more accurately Pro-Hamas demonstrators have decided that adopting the cause of the terror group was not enough, they would now also have to adopt its tactics.
In order to secure a cease fire in Gaza to save the terrorists (who are still holding women and children hostage), the increasingly restless New York City pro-Hamas protestors took a hostage of their own.
To show they mean business in their demand for peace and justice, they flew on paragliders to Liberty Island, forced the Statue of Liberty off its pedestal, raped her (to whatever extent was possible), shot her in the back of the head and transported her crumpled body across the width of Manhattan in the open bed of pickup truck where she was taunted, cursed, spit at and hit with sticks by the general population of peace and freedom loving New Yorkers before arriving at the United Nations where the Hamas supporting majority of UN Diplomats lined up to join in on the fevered ritual of blood lust before unceremoniously dumping her body into the adjacent East River.
President Biden has been briefed on the situation and is consulting with Elmo to craft an appropriate, proportionate, non-escalatory response that would not dissuade the blood thirsty crowd from voting for him in November.
Check back for details on this developing story.
