Canada Dramatically Increases the Size of its Military!
Satire City, ON- After US Secretary of War Pete Hegseth posted a picture of a rather rotund Canadian military officer...
Miss North Carolina USA Loses Crown for Using the N-Word; Nation Frantically Attempts to Determine Which One!
Satire City, N.C. — Miss North Carolina USA Brittany Boltinhouse has been stripped of her crown after pageant officials revealed that...
Prince Harry to Inherit James Bond’s Old Security Detail!
Satire City, UK - After six years of failed Netflix documentaries, failed podcasts, failed lifestyle products and failed lawsuits, the...
Vatican Goes Solar, Abandons 2,000 Years of Christian Doctrine to Worship the Sun!
Satire City, VATICAN CITY — After nearly two thousand years of worshipping the Holy Trinity, the Catholic Church has announced...
Americans Agree Ultra-Processed Foods Must Be Banned, Demand Emergency Exemption for Doritos!
Satire City, USA — In a rare moment of national unity, 9 out of 10 Americans from across the political spectrum...
Trump Reclassifies White House Ballroom as an Abortion Clinic, Wins Immediate Support from Democrats!
Satire City, D.C. — President Donald Trump has reportedly solved congressional opposition to his proposed White House ballroom by announcing that...
Texas Residents Rally to Protect Community from Dangerous New Technology Known as ‘The Future’!
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New Yorkers Elect the Devil to be Their Mayor then Wonder Why it’s Hot as Hell!
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FIFA AFTERMATH: Europe to Declare Air Conditioning a Human Right, Vatican to Make Willis Carrier a Saint!
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Elon Musk Turns the Moon into a Gated Community with Sky High HOA Dues!
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