Satire City, CA – After enviable marriages to stunningly beautiful, seemingly perfect women and insisting that his wives dress up to look like inflatable love dolls, Kanye has finally decided that he wanted the REAL thing.
In this exclusive, fake interview, Kanye explains why his new latex doll wife literally takes his breath away and is better than his previous flashy, fleshy wives.
“Don’t get me wrong, I mean, I love women, but no matter how much you love a woman, after a while they just get on your nerves – the demands, the nagging, the breathing… I just couldn’t take it anymore!”
“I love my new wife Airia! In many ways she’s more natural than a real woman. She doesn’t wear makeup, has no tattoos and certainly doesn’t have any piercings! And after lovemaking she doesn’t insist on cuddling or talking about her feelings, she lets me peacefully drift off to sleep while she peacefully drifts up to the ceiling.”
