The World Health Organization (WHO) has determined that the Monkeypox virus is public enemy number 1, a danger to humanity, and a menace to society. Not because of the disease itself – which in most cases causes a relatively mild rash and has mortality rate of approximately 1 out of 100 (with most Monkeypox fatalities due to choking on bananas or falling out of trees.)
What’s got WHOs non binary rainbow panties up in a bunch, is that the virus is worse than infectious – its offensive !
According to WHO, what makes the Monkeypox SO dangerous, SO despicable, SO socially unacceptable is:
Its name
and
Its choice of victims.
The WHO has determined that the virus itself is racist because it previously has disproportionately infected Africans and the virus is currently homophobic as it disproportionately infects gay and bisexual men.
As a plurality of scientists who are dependent on government grants can tell us – anything that disproportionately affects any protected minority can only do so because of an evil hidden agenda (beyond the simple spread of pestilence).
In one fell swoop this international team of top-notch scientists has vowed to immediately rid the world of the scourge known as Monkeypox by taking a bold, sweeping, novel approach – (not by coming up with a cure for it) – but by changing its name.
WHO scientists have vowed to come up with a new, less offensive name for the disease.
As they are a United Nations run organization, they (assuming that is their preferred pronoun) called an emergency session of the UN General Assembly and after less than 5 minutes of discussion, the 193 member nations took swift action and voted.
The near unanimous new name of Monkeypox (with the United States reluctantly abstaining and Israel voting no) was Jewpox.
Not surprising given that the WHO is controlled by the UN and that the UN is controlled by anti-semites. After an additional 5 minute session it was also decided to change the names of Covid to Jew flu, Ebola to Heeb–ola and Bubonic plague to Jewbonic plague.
Expanding beyond their authority over only infectious diseases, they also renamed Leukemia – Jewkemia and Lou Gehrig disease – Jew Gehrig disease.
In the spirit of international cooperation, China’s infamous Covid epicenter city (that coincidentally has a deadly coronavirus research lab from which the deadly coronavirus Covid-19 definitely did NOT escape) will be changing its name from Wuhan to Jewhan.
In an attempt to prove that China is not being more anti-semitic than is absolutely necessary, the Chinese ambassador once again reminded the UN delegates that the concentration camps they definitely do not have – are strictly for Muslims.
