Satire City, UK– It seems the British royal family which has a proud and rich history of championing the causes of colonization, subjugation, taxation without representation and divorce by decapitation has finally perpetrated an evil too much for its name to bear. A horny Prince who couldn’t keep it in his pants.
When allegations of impropriety against Andrew first surfaced, the pervert formerly known as Prince was stripped of all his Royal titles – no longer to be addressed as Prince, Duke of York or Earl of Inverness, though reportedly was still allowed to call himself Sultan of Swing.
Now with the latest round of decades old compromising pictures of Prince Andrew with unconscious, attractive young women (who he seems to prefer over conscious, unattractive women) as well as damning allegations that Jeffrey Epstein’s girls were being trafficked into the back door of his office at his mother, the Queen’s house, which he fondly referred to as “Suckingham Palace”, Charles has had enough!
After being informed by the Parliament that the King no longer has the authority to behead troublesome family members, King Charles has opted to cut Andrew’s last link to the family by enlisting the British National Health Service to drain the royal blood out of him.
Seizing upon this opportunity, Andrew has requested that once his royal blood is gone that he be transfused with North African or Middle Eastern immigrant blood so he may still qualify for British government subsidized housing and be eligible to join a “grooming gang” so he could sexually assault young women and girls to his heart’s content without incurring the scrutiny of the media, the consequences of the law or the wrath of his brother.
