Satire City, France – After Israel bombed Rafah, Gaza killing two senior Hamas operatives and incurring a few dozen civilian collateral deaths, President Macron of France said this military operation “must stop” and called upon Israel to do what France would do – immediately and unconditionally surrender to their genocidal enemy.
When President Macron was reminded that somewhere between 300,000 and 600,000 innocent German civilians were killed by Allied bombing of German cities in order to free France from Nazi occupation – he said, “Hey, we surrendered! It isn’t our fault that the Americans and the British had the balls to keep fighting and free us from the Nazis.”
Deciding to lead by example, President Macron then lowered the Tri-color and raised the white flag officially surrendering France to Hamas.
He then generously offered Hamas his country’s citizens to “do with as they pleased” – French women to rape to death, French babies to kill and burn in ovens, and French elderly women (with the exception of his wife) to kidnap and hold hostage.
Not to be outdone in the contest to be the ‘Biggest Western Wuss’, Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau held his own press conference where he not only surrendered Canada to Hamas, he also offered “the manly, bearded, strong, muscular, sweat-glistened brutes of Hamas” his own body to “incarcerate, penetrate and violate in any which way they see fit – in the interest of pursuing peace of course”.
